Your child will follow your example, not your advice.
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-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.
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ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell

When people treat you like they don’t care, believe them.


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sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

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